And I'd not be true to the name of the blog if I did not point out that today is the birthday of Theodor Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss. The spoof that gives the blog its name is here. It is also celebrated as Read Across America Day.
In hopes that we can say, as Miss Bonkers does:"We've taught you that the earth is round, / That red and white make pink, / And something else that matters more - We've taught you how to think."
(And showing that Seuss spoofs are alive and well comes this from Canada.)